BBC luvvies sparked uproar by banning the words from Land Of Hope And Glory and Rule, Britannia! at this year’s Last Night of the Proms.
They believe the lyrics celebrate Britain’s colonial past, which could be offensive to some people.
So, instead of rousing sing-songs, orchestral versions minus the words will be performed.
But what if there were versions of the patriotic anthems which would satisfy the woke wonders at the Beeb?
Here, we have rewritten both choruses with our songsheet so you can sing along at home – safe in the knowledge you won’t be upsetting any snowflakes.
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