Man accidentally sends VERY rude text to mum but she isn’t fazed: ‘Is it on your willy?’

A MAN was left mortified after making this hilarious blunder.

Dylan Heggie’s Twitter post@D_HEGGIE1/TWITTER

AWKWARD: Dylan Heggie’s hilarious spelling mistake left Twitter in stitches

Dylan Heggie asked his mum for advice after developing a stye – a red lump that can form on the eye.

But the man, from Glasgow, was left red-faced after he misspelled the word stye.

In the text, he told his mum he had contracted an STI, a sexually transmitted infection.

Realising his mistake he quickly corrected it, before sharing the embarrassing exchange on Twitter.

“Had a shocker”

Dylan Heggie

Dylan shared the cringeworthy text on Twitter earlier this week and has already received thousands of likes and retweets.

He wrote: “Had a shocker,” followed by a face palm emoji.

A stye is a painful red lump that forms on the eyelid and tends to clear up after a week.

Blissfully unaware of his spelling mistake, he text his mum asking her if she had any suggestions on getting rid of it.

His mum responded: “Honestly? What you got son?”

Thinking they were talking about the same thing, Dylan went into more detail about his problem.

He added: “God knows I’ve just noticed it there when I’ve looked in the mirror. It’s like a bruise but I only see it when my left eye is shut.”

But his mum wanted to know more and began to ask some very intimate questions.

She replied: “Is it on your willy or your testicals? X.”

Finally realising what they were on about, Dylan fired back: “Wit ya pedo it’s under my eye lid [sic].”

His embarrassed mum quickly came clean and told him: “OMG I thought you meant STI as in sex trans disease.”

The hilarious exchange left many Twitter users in stitches, with one saying: “HOWLIN’.”

Another wrote: “Couldn’t think of anything worse.”

A third tweeted: “Hahaha that made me giggle.”

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