SIZE isn’t everything but it certainly helps, and some male celebs big themselves up more than others.
We recently told how comic Rob Beckett praised Andy Murray for his impressive advantage.
Rob, 34, said: “I saw it on an X-ray – he’s got a really massive k**b.”
The tennis ace made the error after posting the X-ray of his hip surgery in January 2019 – sending fans wild.
But he’s not the only celebrity who’s been a little bit too open about the size of their meat and two veg.
From Robbie Williams’ wee willy to Danny Dyer’s dong, we find out who’s cock of the walk and who’s a right flop…
Latino heartthrob Enrique might have wooed tennis babe Anna Kournikova, but he had to overcome some shortcomings.
On tour in Australia in 2011, he told a crowd: “Maybe I have the Spanish looks, but I have the smallest penis in the world. I’m serious.”
Although he’s not shy about showing off his tiger pants, Robbie admits that his manhood is holding him back from full frontal nudity.
He said in 2015: “It’s not a small c**k, I’ve got massive thighs and it’s an optical illusion’.
“It’s not though, it really is quite small! So if I had an extra inch and a half, I’d be a naturist.”
Transformers actor Shia Le Beouf admitted he came up short while trying out some sexy positions in the bedroom.
He told Playboy previously: “I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie. I’m not extremely well-endowed, and clearly this wasn’t the move.”
Jackass prankster Johnny Knoxville confessed to being small and proud in a 2005 interview.
He said: “It looks like an egg in a nest. This girl once said to me, ‘Who are you going to satisfy with that little thing?’ I said, ‘Me!’”
Brutally honest Olly has confessed his package is five inches long.
He said: “It’s not about the size; it’s what you can do with it that counts. It’s not about quantity, it’s about quality. And I am all about quality.”
The funnyman confessed he is distinctly mid-sized in the trouser department.
He said: “I’d look weird with a foot long knob wouldn’t I? It’d be ridiculous, also I’d faint if I got an erection as all the blood would be in there. It’s fine, it’s fine, really it’s average.”
Saturday Night Live comedian Pete Davidson had to insist he’s not big downstairs after ex-fiance Ariana Grande branded him “huge”.
He said: “It’s just simply not true. She has tiny little hands. Everything is f***ing huge to her.
“Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my d*** for the rest of my life is disappointed.”
Mila Kunis said her Forgetting Sarah Marshall co-star Jason’s nude scenes impressed her.
She said: “I want it on the record, okay? It’s a nice d***. Well proportioned. Handsome. I have nothing but good things to say about Jason Segel’s penis.”
Despite the famous nude pics of Orlando Bloom paddle boarding in 2016, the actor says his length is a trick of the camera:
He said: “It is really not that big. Things are expanded on cameras with a big optical lens. It is an optical illusion.”
You won’t need glasses to see Alan Carr’s trousersnake according to former presenting pal Justin Lee Collins.
He said: “He has a massive c**k. Huge.
“In a poll recently, women guessed his manhood was about 2½in long. Ladies, you couldn’t be more wrong!”
The EastEnders hardman has long been rumoured to pack a big schlong – although ex co-star Danny-Boy Hatchard threw doubts over the claims.
He said: “Everyone’s been going on about Danny Dyer’s massive penis, I’m sure you saw Celebrity Juice when he told everyone he had a massive ballbag.
“I haven’t seen it but I reckon he’s all ballbag. I don’t think there’s a bulge there.”
Modest Liam Payne didn’t hold back when asked which member of One Direction was the biggest.
He replied: “I’ll have to say myself.”
Peter’s missus Emily revealed little Pete’s true size in a Valentine’s Day card previously.
It read: “Peter your MASSIVE HEART is one of the reasons I love you Your MASSIVE WILLY is another”
An Aussie DJ confirmed Beckham indeed has goldenballs when he bumped into him at a urinal.
Kyle Sandilands said: “I glanced down to the left and had a look.
“There’s two types of penis. There’s the one that’s the same size all the time and the other one changes in size.
“Let’s just say he looks like he’s got it going on whether it’s happy or not.”
Oversharer Lily Allen embarrassingly revealed her little brother Alfie has a massive todger.
She said: “He’s got a huge penis. When I lived at home, Alfie’s room was opposite the main bathroom.
“Alfie would get up with his morning b***r and come in for a wee while I was in the bath.”
Ex-Towie cheater Dan Osborne may have a reputation for being a massive c**k but turns out he has one too.
He said: “I’m quite happy with my muscles. I’d like ’em a bit bigger but I’m fine with ’em. And I’ve already got a big d**k!”
Most would be mortified by nudes leaking but Idris Elba said pics of his massive bulge from film A Thousand Sheets put him in the limelight.
He said: “For a minute, the rumour was great. I saw my Twitter account rise. I was like, ‘What is this popularity? Oh, oh, I see, it’s ’cause they think I have a massive penis.’ But we all had fun with it. I certainly did.”
After posting the bulge snap to end all bulge snaps last year, Instagram removed the image because it was too “sexual”.
The singer protested: “I have underwear on… I can’t help my size.”
Kourtney Kardashian has split with her ex Scott but that doesn’t stop her from being extremely complimentary about his boxer bulge.
She said: “It’s like an elephant’s trunk.”
There’s no room for privacy in showbiz after all.