I’m a sex expert, and these are the positions I’d never attempt — and I’m sure you’ve tried at least one of them.


LIKE everything else in life, sexual tastes can completely differ. One couple’s favourite position is likely to be different from another’s.

Before you think about getting down and dirty and trying out some new and unusual sexual positions, there are a few things to consider.

We’ve spoken to a sex-pert who has revealed the positions they’d never do – as they could result in some unusual injuries.

Online sex toy retailer, UberKinky’s in-house sex and relationship expert, Ruby, explained the positions that can have some undesirable outcomes.


Sex type: P in V

How it’s done: Ruby explained how the torrid tug-of-war sex position works – and it’s one she’d recommend people avoid.

The penis-owner in this relationship lays on their back, whilst the vulva-owner straddles on top.

Then they should lean all the way back until you are both lying flat. You hold hands and bump and grind.

Why it’s a no: Ruby said: “An erect penis really doesn’t (and shouldn’t) bend that way!

“And although the penis can’t ‘break’ (despite the nickname there are no bones in the penis), it can certainly be damaged from excessive strain on the muscles.

“Plus, it looks like you’re you’re taking part in a weird sex ritual.”


Sex type: P in V / Anal / Strap-on

How it’s done: The sex-pert explained how the butter churner sex position works and revealed why it’s a ‘no-go’.

She said the receiver lies on their back with their butt in the air, legs bent backwards so feet touch the ground near the head. The giver crouches over them.

Why it’s a no: Ruby added: “Recently made famous by the 2021 series of Love Island, the butter churner is an extremely difficult sex position to master.

“Apparently it’s great at getting you off, but ask yourself, at what cost? Again, the penis just doesn’t bend that way.

“And the receiver has to be incredibly flexible, but the butter churner puts a great deal of strain on their back and neck which could cause injury.”


Sex type: P in V / Anal / Strap-on

How it’s done: UberKinky’s sex expert also explained how the erotic accordion position works – and it doesn’t sound easy.

The giver lies on their back and hugs their knees towards their chest. The receiver squats down, facing them, and straddles the giver’s legs. Your thighs should be hugging theirs.

Why it’s a no: Ruby said people should steer clear if they want to avoid cramps. She said: “Have you ever tried to hold a wall squat?

“Unless you’ve got thighs of steel, you’ll know… Brinkwire Brief News.


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