30 Thanksgiving Jokes to Keep Your Children Laughing Throughout the Day

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30 Thanksgiving Jokes to Keep Your Children Laughing Throughout the Day

Thanksgiving is a celebration of thanks, family, and excellent food. However, as anyone who has ever hosted a Thanksgiving meal can attest, it may be challenging to organize many dishes in the kitchen while also entertaining family, friends, and the kids.

Even if this year’s Thanksgiving dinner is a little smaller and more socially distant, all of the family time might be stressful, which is exactly when you need a few Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes in your back pocket to lighten the mood.

While the adults are sipping their celebratory cocktails, you’ll need to keep the kids occupied on Thanksgiving, especially during the hours between the parade and supper. So, to avoid a house full of boring relatives, here’s a selection of crazy, hilarious, and, most importantly, PG-rated turkey jokes for kids that will keep everyone in the family feeling merry till Black Friday and beyond.

“Knock knock!” said the first.

“Who’s there?” says the narrator.

“Norma Lee,” she says.

“Who is Norma Lee?”

“Norma Lee is a well-known actress. This is a lot of food for me!” 2. “Who’s there?” “Knock knock!” “Tamara.” “Who is Tamara?” “We’ll eat all the leftovers, Tamara!” 3. “Knock knock!” says the narrator. “Who’s there?” says the narrator. “Annie.” “Who is Annie?” “Has anyone seen the turkey?” 4. “Who’s there?” “Knock knock!” “Arthur.” “Who is Arthur?” “Are there any leftovers, Arthur?” 5. “Knock knock!” says the narrator. “Who’s there?” says the narrator. “Aaron.” “Who is Aaron?” “Aaron, would you like some more cranberry sauce?” 6. “Who’s there?” “Dewey!” “Knock knock!” “Who is Dewey?” “Did Dewey have to wait for a long time to eat?” “Knock knock!” says the seventh. “Who’s there?” says the narrator. “Emma.” “Who is Emma?” “When it comes to eating turkey, Emma is a true pig!” 8. “Who’s there?” “Esther!” “Knock knock!” “Who is Esther?” “Is there any more gravy, Esther?” 9. “Knock knock!” says the narrator. “Who’s there?” says the narrator. “Gladys.” “Who are the Gladys?” “Thanksgiving with Gladys. Aren’t you the one?” 10. “Who’s there?” “Knock knock!” “Harry.” “Who is Harry?” “Harry, get up! I’m starving!” “Who’s there?” 11.”Knock knock!” “Nadia.” “”Who is Nadia?” ‘Gobble! Gobble!’ you say in your brain.” 12. “Knock knock!” says the narrator. “Who’s there?” says the narrator. “Odette.” “Who is Odette?” “Odette is a colossal turkey!” “Knock knock!” says the thirteenth. “Who’s there?” says the narrator. “Possum.” “Who is Possum?” “Possum gravy on my potatoes,” says the narrator. “Knock knock!” says the fourteenth. “Who’s there?” says the narrator. “Wilma.” “Wilma who?” says the narrator. “Will Ma prepare a large meal for Thanksgiving?” “Knock knock!” says the fifteenth. “Who’s there?” says the narrator. “Aida.” “Who is Aida?” “I helped a lot more than I should!” “Knock knock!” says the sixteenth. “Who’s there?” says the narrator. … Brinkwire in a nutshell.

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