‘It’s a massive orgy’ Uni freshers reveal what REALLY happens in first few weeks

STUDENTS up and down the county are preparing to fly the nest before they become freshers at Brit unis – and last years intake has lifted the lid on what really happens in Freshers’ Week.

Freshers are due to enrol on their courses in the next few weeks and wild nights out are the traditional initiation as they forge new friendships.

Excessive drinking, skimpy outfits and some rather eyebrow-raising public displays of affection are expected to hit city centres across the country.

Former revellers revealed what really happens at Freshers’ Week – and it’s gobsmacking.

One lad didn’t mince his words, writing: “People start sleeping with each other and that continues throughout uni.

“University is basically just a massive orgy and people just put it before their education so I’ve observed.

“If you are at least reasonably attractive then the girls at Freshers’ Week will throw themselves at you.”

Another lad advised his fellow students there was no time to lose and Freshers’ Week is the prime time to sleep with girls.

He said: “The likelihood of you getting laid gradually decreases throughout the year.

“So by that reckoning you are more likely to pull during the first week.

“All the most attractive people will gradually pair off and by the end of the University year the student clubs and bars will become ghost towns filled with people who will probably never get laid.

“University is basically just a massive orgy”

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“So my advice is don’t wait for months to get a girlfriend because all the best ones will be snapped up quite quickly.”

Thankfully, a girl waded in on the raunchy advice with some sanity.

She asked: “Why are ‘girls’ described like some zombie horde with no conscious thought of their own?

“As if they’ll smell freshers’ blood and dry hump the closest thing…”

Freshers are expected to be especially wild this year with the infamous bar crawl Carnage due to kick off with fresh-faced students looking to get smashed in city centres until the early hours of the morning.

Daily Star Online rounded up the craziest snaps from last year’s Freshers’ Week.

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